a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.
I WASN’T READY LMFAO
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that